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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater bokeh the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, bokeh and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid bokeh super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other porn tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', crot and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to crot speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater bokep the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It bokep was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can memek you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a memek certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males bokeh that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokep I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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