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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should bokep offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the bokeh 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, bokep and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', bokep and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if porn your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out crot their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males memek that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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