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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin bokeh Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or bokep sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study crot from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread - the bokeh louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's memek sex as performance bokep art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic porn Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It crot was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy bokep for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', bokeh and bokeh that women were prone to what they porn described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the crot greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

bokep Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain porn kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby porn males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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