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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or bokeh sex worker.

bokeh Now, porn according to this new study from the bokeh ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, memek and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she's far porn more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review crot magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared bokep that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', bokeh and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far crot as I'm concerned, porn that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the memek most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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