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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter bokeh where I was kept awake all night by bokep a woman in a bokep nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I bokep should offer memek to bokeh perform an porn exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an porn 'actrice', porn or bokep sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from crot the ever-liberal bokep Swedes, crot it all makes scientific bokep sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the bokep louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater memek the chance the orgasm crot is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, crot bokeh and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for porn a fragile male bokeh ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the memek rabid super-vixen memek in my Parisian crot hotel.

In memek my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. memek It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks bokep in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two bokeh porn researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek memek 'manipulation', porn and memek that women were crot prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their bokep partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the crot chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound bokeh familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like bokep a demented hyena is if your sex education bokep comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman bokeh from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out bokep their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you should be doing.'

Well, crot only if you crot want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokeh porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand porn bokeh the bokep need bokep to advertise. But if memek you're crot not, memek then men should take bokep heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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