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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) bokep to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from memek the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. bokeh It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, bokeh and bokep sex porn as genuine intimacy. And bokep when bokep a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and memek bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she's far memek more likely to gently sigh and crot bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

bokeh In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed porn to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, bokep so they could bokeh bokep make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of bokep Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', crot and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

bokep It was like saying: porn 'I'm bokep enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual memek yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason crot women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our memek nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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