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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay porn in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all memek night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and porn declared porn the woman an 'actrice', porn or bokep sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. crot It confirms what most women know and memek all bokep men dread - the louder porn the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, porn and crot porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

memek In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, porn so they could make their crot partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', crot and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over crot the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new crot study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the bokep greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin' bokeh move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The memek only other reason to screech crot like a demented bokep hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said porn in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling porn crot drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby porn males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may bokeh just be the quietest.

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