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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you crot can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex bokeh bokep as performance art, crot and memek sex bokep as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid bokeh super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic crot Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the bokep University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about porn manners and crot 'manipulation', bokep and crot that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing memek line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena crot is if your sex education comes from porn, porn porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you porn should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women bokep were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was bokeh to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if crot you're not, crot then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just crot be the quietest.

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