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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable bokep French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or memek sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's bokep sex as performance art, crot and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to memek faking memek orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', porn and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being memek faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain bokeh kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert porn nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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