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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by bokep a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French crot word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the crot next morning, memek memek she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', crot or bokeh sex crot worker.

crot Now, bokep crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it bokep all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry bokeh of ecstasy, crot memek the greater the crot chance the orgasm is crot being faked. In other words, bokeh you bokep can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, bokeh and bokeh sex as bokeh genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokeh a fragile crot male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

bokeh In my days editing The Erotic memek Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to memek faking orgasms. memek It porn was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion porn of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were crot all about crot manners and bokeh porn porn 'manipulation', porn and porn that women were prone to what they crot described as bokeh 'copulatory memek vocalisation' in order to crot encourage their partners crot bokep over the finishing porn line, memek so to speak.

A memek new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn porn the greater the chance the orgasm is bokeh being faked bokeh (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn bokep 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move bokeh on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman crot from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as crot I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you bokeh want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex memek At Dawn, porn Christopher memek Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on bokeh observation of our nearest primate cousins porn - was bokep to alert nearby males bokeh that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the porn best sex may just be the quietest.

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