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I've bokeh bokeh long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter memek where I bokep was kept memek awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word porn for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or porn sex worker.

bokeh Now, crot according to this new porn study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms porn what most women know and porn all men dread - the louder the cry of crot ecstasy, memek memek the greater the chance bokep the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, bokeh and bokeh sex memek as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she's far more bokep likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my porn Parisian bokep hotel.

In memek my days crot editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally porn on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion memek of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic porn decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', bokeh and bokeh that women were prone to what they crot described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so bokeh to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was memek porn like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can porn you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other crot reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn bokeh , bokep where loud always equals memek better.

bokep As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her porn sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be memek doing.'

Well, porn only if memek you want to attract bokeh a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda porn Jetha memek concluded the most likely reason women porn were noisy during sex - based bokeh on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby bokep males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If bokeh you're a memek sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokep then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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