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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist memek the next morning, bokep she rolled her porn eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the crot louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot memek you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, porn and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and memek is not fearing bokeh for crot a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional crot basis, bokep they'd explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn bokep 'manipulation', crot and crot that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in porn order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

porn A new study confirms crot the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on. bokep ' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The bokep only other reason to screech like a demented bokeh hyena is bokeh if your sex education comes from porn memek , crot porn where loud always equals better.

As a porn woman from Sunderland bokeh said bokeh in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most crot likely reason women were crot noisy during sex bokep - based on observation bokeh of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can bokeh understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should memek take heed: crot the bokeh best sex may just be the quietest.

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