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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) crot to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared porn the woman an 'actrice', memek or bokep sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, crot and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', bokeh and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the memek finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the memek cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

porn As a woman from crot Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason memek women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins bokeh - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be bokep the quietest.

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