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I've long porn been haunted by bokep the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, memek and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, memek she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid crot super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review memek magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel bokep happy, crot while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of memek another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', bokeh and bokep that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like bokep saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other bokep reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As bokep a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what bokeh you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokep then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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