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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay memek in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an bokep exorcism.

When bokeh I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It porn confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure bokep passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, bokep and bokep bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen memek in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally bokep on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, porn bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the crot bokeh conclusion of another study porn by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that bokeh erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', bokep and porn that porn women were memek prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to crot encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the porn chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It crot was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but bokep can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their crot TVs: bokep 'As far as bokeh I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our memek nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males crot that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

bokeh If you're a memek sex worker, memek I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're crot not, crot then men should take heed: porn the crot best sex may just be the quietest.

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