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I've long been haunted by crot the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter memek where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered bokep if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the memek receptionist bokeh the next bokep morning, memek she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or crot bokep sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know bokeh and bokeh all men dread - the crot louder crot the cry of ecstasy, memek bokep the greater memek the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can't crot bokeh measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, memek and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman bokeh is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek bokeh like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my bokep days editing The Erotic bokeh Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It crot was generally memek bokep on memek an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while porn conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another crot study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that crot erotic crot decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', bokep and crot that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over bokep the finishing bokep line, memek so to speak.

A new memek study confirms memek the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the bokep greater the bokeh chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' crot move crot on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education crot comes from porn, porn bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said crot bokep in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling bokep drowned out bokeh their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what porn you bokeh should be doing.'

Well, porn only memek if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At bokeh Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were bokeh noisy during bokep sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're memek a bokeh sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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