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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I memek wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled bokeh her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', crot or porn sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it crot all makes scientific sense. memek It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of bokeh ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, bokeh and bokep sex as genuine bokep intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and crot is porn not fearing memek for porn a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review porn magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, porn crot so they could make their bokeh partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', memek and bokep that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' bokeh in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

memek A new study bokep confirms the louder the cry memek of bokep ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the porn bokeh orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

porn It was porn like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying memek this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound bokep familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes bokep from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only crot if you want to attract a certain kind of porn attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded memek the most likely reason women bokeh were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert memek nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand crot the need porn to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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