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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that memek I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned crot the 'miaulement' memek (the delectable porn French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next crot morning, bokeh she rolled her crot eyes and memek crot bokep memek declared the bokeh woman an 'actrice', crot or memek sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific memek sense. It confirms what most women know and memek bokep porn crot all men dread - the louder bokep the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, porn and bokeh memek sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and memek bokep is not fearing memek for porn a fragile male porn ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my crot Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh porn female contributors regularly confessed porn to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd bokeh explain, memek so memek they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They bokeh declared that bokep erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', bokeh and bokep porn bokeh that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' bokep in order to encourage their partners over memek the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was porn like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can memek you get a memek bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to bokep screech like bokeh a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far porn as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep memek only if you want to attract porn a certain kind crot of porn attention.

In their memek book, porn memek Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda bokeh Jetha crot concluded the most likely reason women were bokep noisy during porn sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to crot alert nearby males bokep that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can crot understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just crot be the quietest.

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