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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in bokeh Paris's Latin bokeh Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room bokep screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the porn 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it bokep all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know memek and porn all men dread - the louder the cry of porn ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't porn measure porn passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, bokep and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is crot genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and memek bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking memek orgasms. It was generally on crot an occasional memek basis, memek they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while crot conserving their energy memek for bokep other tasks in hand. This was crot the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', crot and bokep that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' porn in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women bokeh were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to bokep copulate.

If you're a memek sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. bokeh But if you're not, bokep then men should take heed: memek bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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