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I've long been porn haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's porn Latin Quarter where memek I was kept awake all crot night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly bokeh bokep that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

porn When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her bokep eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or crot sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to porn this porn new study from bokep the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - bokep the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms porn of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is crot genuinely aroused, porn trusts her bokeh partner and bokep is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to crot faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner crot feel happy, crot bokep while conserving memek their energy for bokep memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another memek study by porn bokep two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners memek and crot 'manipulation', porn and bokeh that women were prone memek to what they described as memek 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the bokeh cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It memek was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, crot memek bokep but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your porn sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in bokeh 2014 porn after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their crot TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

porn Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan bokeh and bokep Cacilda Jetha crot concluded the most likely reason women bokep were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokep I can understand porn the porn need to advertise. But if you're bokep not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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