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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek according to this memek new study from crot the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry porn of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, bokep and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn crot trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my crot days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally memek on an bokeh occasional basis, porn they'd crot explain, bokep so they porn could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', memek and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation porn of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can memek understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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